dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
Evans (about Thor 2 and Cap 2): It’s going to be an issue trying to orchestrate the reasons why we don’t call upon each other. (x)
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
do you ever take a minute to appreciate the frost on windows and whatnot
do you ever stop to look at this like really look at it
before it melts or you defrost your car so you can see out the windows
i mean look at this shit it’s straight up artwork
artwork that melts
“You are all welcome.”
Observations: You see all that nightmare sand? see how it’s still black at the back? and, well, technically everywhere.
Well, friendly reminder that those are actually 7,000,000,000 nightmares of ALL the kids and adults in the world. It’s perfectly understandable that the Guardians almost shit themselves at seeing this.
Now, the kids were also terrified too, specially when their worst nightmares were out there too. Jamie, out of all the kids and guardians, was the only one that was brave enough to, not only fight against his own fear, but to fight against ALL THE WORLD’S FEARS! imagine your idols, your heroes, being totally afraid and weak and don’t know what to do.
Now look at Jamie. He knows that he will probably die, but he doesn’t care because their safety is more important. Jamie had to protect not only his friends, but the guardians too against his fears and all the world’s fears. He ISthe true hero.
That’s why we should appreciate more Jamie. And I do think that he will be a guardian when he’s old enough ((
or when Man in the Moon kills him. Whatever happens first)).