Not flesh of my flesh.
Not bone of my bone.
But still miraculously my own.
And never forget for a minute.
You were not born under my heart.
You were born in my heart.
fun fact: I typo’d video games today as “video dames” and then was saddened that this is not the common term for girl gamers
#… sounds like something I want embroidered on the back of a leather jacket
I suddenly want to start a gang.
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
seeing things in the dark while trying to fall asleep
The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.
That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc
satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”
Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins
5. Herd conformity
6. Lack of perspective
7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies
8. Counterproductive pride
9. Lack of aesthetics
That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.
Loki’s powers based on x
just because you’re not there to see it, does not mean it doesn’t exist
I’m sorry but is that a freaking SLENDERMAN????
ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN.
I THUGH THIS WAS A STICK BUG
Look at his heat signature…
LOOK AT HIS HEAT SIGNATURE THOUGH
my little bby frost giant
oh MY GAWD
ok we had to watch this in chem class
thE LAB PARTNER THOUGH I CAN’T BREATHE
this is like a really bad porno
WE WATCHED THIS IN MY ENVIRO CLASS AND WE WERE FUCKING ROLLING ON THE GROUND JESUS CHRIST THE TEACHER WAS BENT IN HALF TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
"Your teacher will clear the other students from the room" AND YET THE LAB PARTNER IS STILL THERE LIKE A CREEP WHAT