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iusedtobethefire: katnisstiel: yesbecausereasons: real—not—real: real—not—real: assckles: assck...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:51:51 -0700

katnisstiel:

yesbecausereasons:

real—not—real:

real—not—real:

assckles:

assckles:

I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once

the journey has begun…

DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS

Like I said

fandom will take over american currency

i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg

Denmark

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:37:40 -0700

katyissuperwholocked:

superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:

You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.

You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.

You receive free education.

You receive economic support while studying.

You enjoy free hospitalization.

You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:37:07 -0700

noribouu: purpleneenee: nafansaurus: Let’s be honest, if you...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:36:28 -0700

noribouu:

purpleneenee:

nafansaurus:

Let’s be honest, if you don’t at least crack a fucking smile during Space Jam we can’t be friends.

Forever reblog

i was 8 when this came out and it was the best shit ever omg

gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:35:33 -0700

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

foodtrucker: I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:35:11 -0700

foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

saucefactory: You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:03:12 -0700

saucefactory:

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means the bitch repairs itself.

Oh and that badass window and windshields?

It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

Well, at least I now know that I do want to have sex with cars.

fuckyeahbehindthescenes: During one lunch break during the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:01:01 -0700

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

During one lunch break during the shooting of Avengers, Tom Hiddleston stole Captain America’s Shield and Thor’s Hammer. He then texted this photo to Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans and claimed he wouldn’t give them back.

The Avengers (2012)

wolfsbainhaku: hamburgerjack: kairisk: So I pokemon-fusioned...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:59:24 -0700

wolfsbainhaku:

hamburgerjack:

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

I fucking CAN’T

JESUS EFFING CHRIST

noribouu: carvingourwoundswideopen: istoleyourtardis: caremkef...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:58:36 -0700

noribouu:

carvingourwoundswideopen:

istoleyourtardis:

caremkefo:

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE ON MY PAPER OMG

“I’m sorry, but “They sound like a cute couple if one was a girl”??? Are we teaching homophobia in schools, now? What happened to equal rights?

Woh… this teacher is actually homophobic AND rude!

I would have literally screamed at him/her.

“Please have a parent or guardian sign here after reading this,” “indicting that they know you need help?” WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK.

colinfirth: magalimoon: #how could i resist a superhero whose...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:57:20 -0700

colinfirth:

magalimoon:

#how could i resist a superhero whose weapon of choice is a shield

#guys #this is why I love steve so much #his weapon isn’t even a fucking weapon #his weapon is defense not offense #his goddamn weapon? is safety #is protection #is protecting himself and others #he takes every hit and he takes every punch #but his weapon after all this time is protection #jesus christ I think I just started crying

dirkstr8der: the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:49:55 -0700

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:47:50 -0700

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

priest-of-rage: bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:59:00 -0700

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:56:23 -0700

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

Evans (about Thor 2 and Cap 2): It’s going to be an issue...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:47:40 -0700

Evans (about Thor 2 and Cap 2): It’s going to be an issue trying to orchestrate the reasons why we don’t call upon each other. (x)

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:46:29 -0700

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

ohcorny: weepinduo

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:45:53 -0700

ohcorny:

weepinduo

waitinforthebus: what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:45:07 -0700

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate

friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:42 -0700

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

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